yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the NBA’s all-time leading scorer, played a version of himself in “Airplane!” pretending to simply be pilot Roger Murdock. When called out by a young passenger for actually being the Lakers star and accused of only playing hard in the playoffs, Kareem finally breaks his Murdock character, telling the boy to “tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.” (AP)
GALLERY: The NBA Goes Hollywood
A classmate posted on fb that the generic name for Viagra should be mycoxaflopin, and I crack up about it every time I think about it.
Follow-up suggestion: midixadrupin. Also good, though didn’t make me LAUGH UNTIL I CRIED like mycoxaflopin.
Nobody loves good dick joke more than I do.
I always appreciate a good Viagra joke.
Medblr wang joke appreciation club.
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